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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

What made Sally Field a standout choice for "Smokey and the Bandit" despite her reputation as a serious actress after "Sybil"?

Loons and Moons

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is the belief about the existence of past lives and memories? Do we have knowledge of our past lives at birth or does it come back to us gradually?

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

What does it mean when I have a dream where my friend died? I had this dream last night where one of my friends died in a shootout and I woke up crying.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Can Donald Trump use the Alien Friends Act of 1798 to give ALL illegal immigrants an ultimatum: You have 1 month to leave America, after which you will be arrested and jailed for 3 years?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

Romania in the past was a poor country, but last year the government announced it had 521 billion leu (113$ billion dollars) revenue. Why is so much? What's the reason?

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do the Republican city officials at Springfield Ohio continue to deny that immigrants are eating pets to sabotage the Trump campaign, even though immigrant pet-eating is now widely believed to be true?

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Do you think trump realizes that if he significantly decreases the size of CIA, that there is a higher chance of him being assassinated?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

No way

When did you realize that your childhood was not normal?

No go.

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

If Republicans say that Biden goes to shower with his daughter, how do Democrats support it?

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